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Yoda somehow became filled with the urge to get more money. He constantly gives out loans for large amounts of interest. Yoda will also force people to accept loans. Yoda also likes to merchandise. He claims that it gets him even more money when he takes something and makes it into a product. Yoda also had illegal spice smuggling. It allowed him to get more money.
During the clone wars, Yoda lent money to Kamino for more clones. The clone troopers used to be able to live in the temple but they got their hands on a lightsaber and destroyed a couch. After that incident, Yoda evicted the clones. Yoda greatly encouraged clones to get their own names. Yoda did this because it would allow for more merchandise. Yoda had a line of action figure for each clone trooper. At one point Ahsoka deflected a laser bolt into Yoda's starfighter. Yoda billed Anakin and Ahsoka.
Revenge of the Sith
In Revenge of the Sith, Yoda went to Kashyyyk to collect money from the Wookies. When order 66 was activated, Yoda offered Commander Gree a loan. When Gree saw the amount of interest, he attempted to kill Yoda. Yoda killed Gree. Yoda managed to get to the temple when Vader was in it. Yoda took Vader's lightsaber and charged him money. Vader got away with his lightsaber. While Vader fought Obi Wan Kenobi, Yoda fought Palpatine. Yoda billed Palpatine and left. Before Yoda went to Dagobah, he gave R2-D2 a loan.
Early Days of the Empire
During the early days of the empire, Yoda shut Kamino down because the Kaminoans couldn't repay their loans. Yoda gave small loans of a million credits for the Death Star. Yoda also gave loans to the rebellion.
Empire Strikes Back
When Luke went to Dagohbah, R2-D2 tried to convince Luke not to go because he owed Yoda money. However, Luke didn't believe R2. When they landed, R2-D2 went into the water so he would die and not have to repay Yoda. However, the monster sat R2-D2 out and R2 went with Luke. When Yoda grabbed the flashlight, R2-D2 tried to stop him. The reason was that the flashlight secretly had something inside that was worth billions of credits. After training Luke, Yoda billed him. After Yoda got the X-wing out of the water, Yoda charged Luke more money. At Cloud City, Yoda was a waiter who had overpriced menu items. Somehow, Vader didn't recognize Yoda.
Return of The Jedi
Before Yoda died, he gave Luke a loan. Luke never thought he would have to repay it.
The Last Jedi
When Yoda appeared in Last Jedi, he wanted his money. He revealed that he had 60% interest on the loan he gave Luke. When Yoda destroyed the sacred tree, he charged Luke more money. Luke repaid his loan but refused to give Yoda the money. When Luke died, Luke believed that he wouldn't have to repay the loan. However, Luke was wrong. Yoda immediately found Luke in the afterlife and demanded money.
Loan Yoda has also appeared in other universes to offer loans with large interest.
- Loan Yoda is based off Mr. Goodman and the Loan Dolphin. A lot of Yoda's angry quotes are very similar to Mr. Goodman's. Yoda will also personally break kneecaps to get his money.
- It is unknown how Yoda appears in other universes
|“||A big franchise this is. Lots of money make I do.||„|
|~ Yoda breaking the 4th wall|
|“||If size matters not, then the bill size matter not||„|
|~ Yoda increasing the size of a bill after being told size maters not. (Anakin was trying to lower the amount due)(Yoda adds three zeroes at the end of the bill)|
|“||Merchandising I do. More money I get. Merchandise entire franchises I do.||„|
|“||Merchandise for this franchise I have. Show you I can. Star Wars the coloring book, Star Wars the lunch box, Star Wars the cereal, Star Wars the t-shirt, Star Wars the action figure, Star Wars the flamethrower, and so much more.||„|
|~ Yoda showing off merch at the Jedi Temple gift shop|
|“||Clones! Get more unique names you must. A wonderful opportunity it presents. Merchandise off every trooper I will. Action figures I will make of every clone. Want them people will because different name each clone will have!||„|
|~ Yoda merchandising off of the clone troopers|
|“||Interest you in a loan, can I?||„|
|~ Yoda offering a loan|
|“||Hmmm, a loan you could use. Charge large interest I do.||„|
|~ Yoda giving loans|
|“||Enjoying your room are you? A complaint received from all of the Jedi I got. They were all wondering along with myself, what the fuck was all that noise?||„|
|~ Yoda asking the clones what the noise was. (The clones had destroyed a couch with a lightsaber)|
"Was that a fucking lightsaber. If a lightsaber in here there is, fucked you all are!"-Yoda to the clones after they destroyed a couch.
"There is no lightsaber in here" -Captain Rex
"Coming in I am. If a lightsaber I see, fucking evicted you are"-Yoda. Yoda walks inside and points at lightsaber.
"Get the fuck out!"-Yoda after pointing at lightsaber.
"Why"- Commander Fox.
"Evicted as fuck you all are! Get the fuck out!"-Yoda before evicting all the clones from the Jedi temple.
|“||If pay your loans back you don't, break your knee caps I will!||„|
|~ Yoda threatening Bail Organa|
|“||You've got to be fucking kidding me! What the fuck!||„|
|~ Yoda inspecting the damage on his starfighter after Ahsoka deflects a blaster bolt into it.|
"Give me your fucking lightsaber!"- Yoda demanding Anakin's lightsaber.
"Why?" - Anakin.
"Because you don't know how to be a fucking Jedi!" - Yoda
"I'm sorry" -Anakin
"What can I do with an I'm sorry? I'm sorry doesn't fix the fucking younglings!" - Yoda.
|“||a flashlight this might appear to be. But inside, a thing worth billions of credits there is||„|
|~ Yoda after taking the flashlight|
|“||Food I give you! Free it is not! Taste like shit it might but eat some you did so pay you will!||„|
|~ Yoda after giving Luke food|
|“||Next part of lesson, that piece of shit that you crashed in my swamp, take that out you will with the force!||„|
|~ Yoda telling Luke to use the force|
|“||All this training I gave, think it free do you? A fee you shall get. Big bill you receive||„|
|~ Yoda billing Luke for training|
|“||Very good items on the menu there is. High priced they are||„|
|~ Yoda at Cloud City offering food for the Empire.|
|“||Luke, before I die, want a large loan do you?||„|
|~ Yoda before giving Luke a large loan with large interest before Yoda dies|
|“||Destroy the tree I did. Owe me money you do. Repay old loan as well you must hmm.||„|
|~ Yoda after destroying the sacred tree|
|“||Worry about the girl, you need not. See her again in Star Wars 9: The Search For More Money, we will. Now my fucking money, give you must!||„|
|~ Yoda explaining to Luke that Rey will be alright|
|“||Page turners they were not. Fucking boring they were. Give me my damn money you must||„|
|~ Yoda still wanting Luke's money|
|“||Thought you could escape debt in the afterlife did you? Money give me||„|
|~ Yoda wanting Luke's money in the afterlife|