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Deathknife von Stabbydarkblood the 666th is the ant maintagonist in vampire sexfun yesblood adventures saga swearwordtocaptivatepreteenaudience the movie, he is the goriest, violentest, most bad@ss vampirecorpse around

why no this isnt a serious character how kind of you to ask

drenched in blood......................................................................

Deathknife von stabbydarkblood the 666th

his terrifying form

deathknife von stabbydarkblood was raised in the flames of his hometown, son of the evil devildark lord Satanlucifer who killed his mother in front of him eight times while she was giving birth to him and then ate her alive just because

satanlucifer gave deathknife an unholy baptism in pig's blood and then tossed him out to be devoured by wolves, but deathknife....................... was the chosen 1

Raised in hatred.......................................................................

sliceflame von damndarkness tamed the hatewolves and was raised by them in savagery and darkness, and became the immortal, undying, invincible pack leader, becoming a zombie-demon-werewolf-vampire-imsorryicanttakethisseriouslypleasestop-hybrid, no bullet could kill him, no obstacle could deter him, no man or thing in heaven or hell could stand in his way

he raised the wolves as an army and decided to take the world from his satanic father's control, and went on a quest spanning years and countries, slaughtering his enemies without mercy with swords, guns, and swordgunsword(gun)s, collecting the spines of his enemies and drinking their blood (whilst on black fire), and scoring approximately 376,433,203 hot women

this is cruel faAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE-HEAVYMETALSCREAM-

finally at the end of his journey, wolfbleed von killmurder met his satanic father Satanlucifer in the castle of ultimate sin

"ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" satanlucifer said. "you dAare challenge ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

deathknife just kind of mindlessly cussed because i think that's what he thinks appeals to the 9-14 year old demographic (alongside the copious nudity of all the babes he scored)

and so they had an epic battle of epicness, with swords, guns, explosions, expensive cgi, bad ocs, tragic backstories involving the death of maria robotnik, and swear words

but finally, deathknife stabbed his father to death and tore out his guts, burning them in the hellish fires of mount doom 

now, finally, it seemed, it was over, and deathknife collapsed from his injuries, dead even though he was very clearly establish as immortal just a few sections up

and his soul rose into heaven with bleeding black angel wings...

...to worship the ogrelord eternal

please end this suffering of mine

his theme

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